I have not updated much, because I've been mostly busy.

I was thinking of making a new layout, but I rather like this one.

A QUICK LITTLE QUIZ

If you're as bored as I am, do my quiz, please. It's extremely

random and may seem a little retarded, but then again, this is

the short yellow bus. The answers are at the bottom, and they

will surely make you think a little different, next time you hear

another nursery rhyme.

Answer These Questions To The Best Of Your Ability

[x] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[x] How many pecks is in that peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

[x] How did Jill come tumbling after Jack down the hill?

[x] What the hell is tuffet and who names their child Muffet?

[x] What kind clock makes the sound "Hickory Dickory Dock"?

[x] How in the hell does a mouse run UP a clock?

[x] Did the one little piggy that went to the market ever make it home?

[x] Why did the Itsy Bitsy Spider go up the water spout?

[x] Do you think you got any answers right?

The Answers

1. he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

2. there are 8 quarts in a peck.

3. she came down after him because he grabbed her leg hoping that she would break his fall and it would kill the love child that they had made while they were up on the hill "fetching a pail of water."

4. a tuffet is a low seat, such as a stool, and the only kind of person who names their child Muffet is a cocaine addict with a drinking problem.

5. No clock makes that sound, it was just something they used because the writers of the rhyme couldn't think of anything that rhymed with the word "clock" at the time.

6. a mouse can run up a clock if the clock is laying down. If the clock is standing upright and a mouse runs up it, then we must be in the Matrix.

7. Nope, he never made it home, he was slaughtered on the spot by a family of fat midgets.

8. the spider ran up the water spout because the garden hose was clogged with dead ants.

9. of course you didn't.

Now that was fun! Over and out!

"And your biting sarcasm kills me inside...

because its the one thing from me you do not hide..."

Loser 101- "Hide From Me"